WE ARE OFFICIALLY CLOSING THE DRUGSTORE BECAUSE HENNESSY YOUNGMAN JUST SHUT IT DOWN. KILLED IT!

CVS BANGERS IS THE AUDIOSCAPE FOR WHEN YOU’RE BUYING TAMPONS OR A 12 PACK OF CONDOMS, A SAMPLING OF THOSE MAGIC TUNES THAT PLAY WHEN YOU’RE CONTEMPLATING HOW RIDICULOUS YOU WOULD LOOK CARRYING 24 ROLLS OF TIOLET PAPER ON THE TRAIN, THOSE BITTERSWEET TUNES OF YESTERYEAR THAT SKIP THROUGH YOUR MIND AS YOU READ THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION ON THE BACK OF A BOX OF FROZEN PIZZA AND OPT FOR A PINT OF ICE CREAM INSTEAD, THOSE SPECIAL DITTIES THAT ACCOMPANY YOUR SMASHING THE BAR CODE OF A CAN OF RED BULL AGAINST THE SCANNER OF BROKEN SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE. CVS BANGERS IS COMMERCE ITSELF, AND COMMERCE, MY FACELESS INTERNET FRIENDS, IS BEAUTIFUL.

 Patti LaBelle - If You Asked Me To

Mariah Carey - Vision of Love

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Amy Grant - Baby Baby

The most drugstore dj song of all time

The Jets - You Got It All

Play count: 9

Boy Meets Girl - Waiting For A Star To Fall

Play count: 11

Pretty Poison - Catch Me I’m Falling

Donna Summer - This Time I Know It’s For Real

Peabo Bryson - If Ever You’re in My Arms Again

The Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance